dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

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jackwhynand oh-hey-fuck-you

fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

How do you know you weren’t the egg…

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